What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 10:53

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
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From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do men like low maintenance women?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever